I say, 'Knock Knock'

You say, 'Who's there?
Aww... it reminds me of my childhood days when I used to fool around with my friends and families with the 'knock knock' jokes!

Aww! I should try this one on someone pronto!

A quick search on the Google search engine reveals little history or origins of how the 'knock-knock' jokes came to be it today. 

Some said the great William Shakespeare started it!

You kids! I started the 'Knock-Knock' joke!

From his play Macbeth, this is an example of, uh, should I say, 'sophisticated'  knock-knock line?

(Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith,

here’s an English tailor come hither, for stealing

out of a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may

roast your goose.

Also, it is also said that knock-knock has become too famous, you even have the Japanese version of knock-knock which is called in Japanese 'kon-kon' while in French, you say it as 'toc-toc'. Hmm interesting, don't you think so?

Today, I'd like to share with you some knock-knock jokes I find cute and ticklish! Maybe you could even use this jokes on your friends?

Here goes my top three knock-knock jokes:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain
when she comes.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

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