Laughter is a good medicine!

To inspire your creativeness and cheer up you English blues,  I have some funny jokes to share with all of you!

Silly Patient 
Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily. 
Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house. Do I have to buy one? 


Dentist Joke 
A busy dentist and a patient: 
Patient: Doctor, my teeth... 
Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth. 
When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth. 
Patient: What have you done?! 
Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding. 
Patient: Those were fake teeth.


Doctor One Liner Joke 
Doctor to patient: You lost your memory so I want the payment in advance now. 


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Desolated Brain?

Writer's Block??

There are times when writing does not come easily. Again English blues settle in and you find yourself miserable. You toss and turn on your bed hoping ideas come flowing through. You wish you are born with rich ideas!
So today, I would like to share with you budding English writers out there some inspirational quotes to lighten up your day!

“If you get stuck, get away from your desk. Take a walk, take a bath, go to sleep, make a pie, draw, listen to ­music, meditate, exercise; whatever you do, don't just stick there scowling at the problem. But don't make telephone calls or go to a party; if you do, other people's words will pour in where your lost words should be. Open a gap for them, create a space. Be patient.” ― Hilary Mantel

 "Read a lot, finding out what kind of writing turns you on, in order to develop a criterion for your own writing. And then trust it—and yourself."- Rosemary Daniell

"Read, read, read. Read everything—trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the most. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it is good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out the window."- William Faulkner  

How many types of essays are they?

1. Persuasive/argumentative essay. Makes a claim or takes a position and backs it up with statistics, expert opinions, and other evidence. You may review an opposing review and explain why it is wrong and you are right.
2. Comparison essay. Demonstrates similarities and differences between two topics.
3. Descriptive essay. Explains the what, why, how, when, and where of a topic. For example, a descriptive essay about a tree would explain what it is made of, why it grows, when it grows, and so on.
4. Evaluation essay. Describes a thing or event and explains its importance, value, and/or relevance. Did you like this thing? Why?
5. Narrative essay. Tells a story in a sequence of events. There should be some point, lesson, or idea gleaned from this narrative to make the essay meaningful.

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